Genital Jousting Full Launch!

18 Jan 2018

Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access into full launch! You can now play with yourself (in the fully narrated single player mode, The Story of John). 


18 JANUARY 2018

15 Jan 2018

Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January!

Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action.

At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, content and love we've put into it.

You can still enjoy the variety of party modes with 8 other penises, on your couch or over the internet, plus unlock a variety of adorable outfits to dress your flaccid willy up with. All of that goodness is still in Genital Jousting, plus this extra experience for those who just want a quiet time playing with their own dick.



Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion.

He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.




Wrap your hands around the new Genital Jousting plush with squirty sfx and a STEAM CODE for the game ahead of the launch for $30!

10% OFF at checkout until Official Game Launch on January 18th!!

The perfect gift for any situation. Halloween, Burning Man, Mother's Day, Team Building Exercises, Retrenchments, First Dates, Divorces. Any situation!


Thank you, as always, for your support!

GORN Early Access Update 2


15 Dec 2017


This update we're introducing some of our most-requested weapons in the form of caestus.


Each champion you defeat unlocks a new pair of caestus which you can then use in any of the game modes.


Currently unlockable are the Punch, Claw, Grapple, Mobility and Throwing Knife Caesti? Caesu?... Gloves!


In the last update, we introduced local multiplayer as an undocumented extra feature for custom modes. Following up on feedback, we've taken that and polished it into a local multiplayer Party Mode!

We've also spent some time refining the controls for the gladiators and brought back VSIM-style controls, 1998's greatest gaming innovation. Settle who gets to go into VR next the GORN way!



▪ Facelift for features in the cell and arena
▪ The character animation and physics have been redone from scratch using an entirely different method. The changes are subtle but very significant, and will allow us to do more with the character going forward. We have an actual simulation of a character's strength now, which wasn't present before, for example.
▪ For those who prefer their killing with less violence, we've improved the Low Violence mode in GORN with new textures and effects, because everyone knows beating the crap out of a piñata is okay.
▪ For those who prefer their killing with more violence, we've adding gibbing and more organs for you to explode!
▪ The Quarterstaff and non-unlockable Spiked Baseball bat have also been added to the game



If there are things that you like and dislike, let us know! You can post on the Steam forums, the subreddit, or even chat directly to us on the Discord.

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Twitter: @FreeLives


Developer Diary – Dev Log 8:

Shattered Realms Wrap Up!

04 Dec 2017

Shattered Realms, the brawler by Cape Town indie studio Kopskop, has reached the end of its incubation period with Free Lives. Find out what went down in our wrap up Dev Log!


You can play the Shattered Realms demo on now!


Follow Kopskop Games:

Tweet: @shatteredbrawl
Facebook: ShatteredRealmsGame shattered-realms


Developer Diary – Dev Log 7:

The Team Is Tearing Apart :'(

20 Nov 2017

Free Lives is tearing apart! The Genital Jousting and GORN teams are at war! Who will win??

And find out if the Free Lives house renovations will ever be finished! (lol no)

Design Talks: Jamming Culture

17 Oct 2017

In this episode of Design Talks, Evan and Robbie chat about the jamming culture at Free Lives; why we jam; possible pitfalls; and how to get the most out of the practice.

SA Game Jam 2017

Wrap Up!

17 Oct 2017

Free Lives hosted the second annual South African Game Jam in September, with over R15 000 in cash prizes and a spot at A MAZE JHB for the winning game. Here's a look at how things went at the Cape Town venue, and the winners!

Congratulations everyone! SA GAME JAM 2017 had around 30 entries made over the event’s weekend.

And congratulations to those that jammed together at the jam locations (and especially to those that organized the in-person jams). We hope you had a great experience, learned from those around you, and made some friends in the process! 

This year had fewer games entered than last year, which made the judging job a bit easier, but there were still many games deserving of consideration, and it’s never easy choosing what to reward. (Next year we’ll start a discussion about how to make the SA Game Jam more exciting and accessible and see if we can beat the entry count from the first year).

Having said this, the greatest congratulations belongs to the winners. Those teams (and individuals) that spent a weekend building games, and created something spectacular.


- Student, Hobbyist and Diversity category winners each received R2500
- Best Art R2000
- Best Audio R2000
- Technical Excellence R2000
- Best Narrative R2000
- Overall Winner gets R5000 
- Three entrants were exhibited at A MAZE JHB!
- The overall winner exhibited their game at Amaze 2017 and had a five minute hypertalk slot
- An additional prize of a trip to A MAZE JHB 2017 was awarded to the Overall Winner team (this included a flight to JHB from anywhere in SA and an entry ticket to A MAZE)


The “overall winner” was the game that we thought provided the most novel experience, and best embodied the theme. 

OVERALL WINNER: Human Resource 

by Ben McInnes, Adone Kitching, Nina Lewis and William Christian

Human Resource both continues the (mis)adventures in the world of Parasol Corp, as well as this team’s winning streak. Once again, impressive world building and writing is at the forefront of the experience. While the game suffers a little bit from an ambitious scope, all the details feel considered (right down to the design of the corporate letterheads), and given a bit more time we’re convinced this game would be amazing.

Human Resource interprets the theme in a novel way, with the player collecting evidence that allows them to fill in the blanks the report they’re tasked with compiling. The brilliant twist here is that the evidence is needed to not solve the crime, but instead construct a false narrative that suits Parasol Corp’s dystopian purposes. This forces players to adopt a role where they don’t “see what’s right in front of [their] noses” but instead find useful clues in the periphery, all the while filled with certainty that they’re on the wrong side and that the crime they’re helping cover up could happen to them if they don’t show obedience dedication. 

On top of this, Human Resource is excellently presented, with a lot of love having gone into the construction of this wonderfully mundane office location, along with tasteful audio design that brings even more detail into the world.

Team Group Effort, behind the overall winning game Human Resource is being partly sponsored to fly up to Johannesburg and exhibit their game at A MAZE.

Honourable mentions for Overall Winner:

Blird Watching by @creative630@bestnickname@steamhat@Ramperkash and Richard Ramsbottom
This was a particularly weird and novel experience. It incorporated the theme well, and while games where players collect animals in locations have been done before, this experience subverts all expectations. If anything it’s an anti-animal-collection game. If Blird Watching had some additional goals (like earning cash from photographs of rare birds that allow improvements that induce new rarer birds) this could be a really compelling experience (as well as being an utterly hilarious one).


The Student Prize and the Hobbyist Prize both had very strong contenders, and these were the same contenders (as the teams both were both comprised of students and hobbyists). It’d be accurate to say they are both equal runner-ups to the overall prize.

STUDENT PRIZE: Truth Be Tolled 

by Andrea Hayes, Bracken Hall and Benjamin Crooks

Truth Be Tolled tells a story from the perspective of a gatekeeper in a medieval town. The fate of the town being at least partially dependent on the decisions they make, like who they accept into town and how much money they collect. This sets up some difficult choices, as the circumstances of the town begin to grow dire, as well as some enjoyably silly choices, like answering “What is my occupation here?”. While the story cut’s off early, presumably due to a lack of development time, Truth Be Tolled is a strong concept worth exploring.


HOBBYIST PRIZE: Collecting Regrets 

by Julian Pritchard, Romeo Molongoana and Sean Goncalves

Collecting Regrets is a simple game, but a good experience. The player plays a life of a person who must make a series of binary choices which affect the course of their lives. It’s a detailed and melancholy story which appears to have but one happy ending and many regretful ones. 

Honourable mention:

Gravitron by Duncan Fraser, Paul Myburgh

Gravitron is a relaxing but challenging cooperative local multiplayer experience. The objective is always the same, that of using the various forces at your disposal to push balls into holes, but each level introduces a new complexity that has to be solved. Cooperation is essential in the later levels of this game, and so, coupled with the pleasant ambience that soothes frustration, Gravitron provides a lot of opportunities to learn to trust the person you’re playing with.


DIVERSITY PRIZE: Blob Eat Blob World 

by Kirsten-Lee Naidoo and Rohun Ranjith

Blob Eat Blob World is a small but charmingly executed local multiplayer game where players attack each other with bits of themselves. The twist is that you if you fire off your last blob you will die, and as you collect more blobs you grow larger and become an easier target for your enemy to hit.

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ART: Truth Be Tolled 

by Andrea Hayes, Bracken Hall and Benjamin Crooks

Truth Be Tolled is beautifully presented. The pixel art conveys the mood of the game extremely well, and the slowly shifting lighting gives a sense of the passage of time. A lot of work has also gone into the character designs and their animations, and this work let's Truth Be Told stand out above the rest in terms of visual presentation.

Honourable mentions:

Earth Prison by Ashley Sanders

Earth Prison also has some lovely pixel art, and is especially impressive for the whole project having been done by one person. The way the level comes alive once the portal has been opened is particularly well realized.

NARRATIVE: Human Resource 

by Ben McInnes, Adone Kitching, Nina Lewis and William Christian

As has already been said, the world building and role the player takes on in Human Resource make this game really special. The writing itself is very funny, and feels like there were almost too many ideas to fit into just the one game.

Honourable mentions:

Collecting Regrets by Julian Pritchard, Romeo Molongoana and Sean Goncalves

Truth Be Tolled by Andrea Hayes, Bracken Hall and Benjamin Crooks


by @creative630@bestnickname@steamhat@Ramperkash and Richard Ramsbottom

Apart from Blird Watching’s absurd premise (that of photographing what appear to be boneless flightless birds), where Blird Watching stands apart is in the number of technical tricks it pulls off. Photographs can be taken with a variety of graphical filters (parodying Instagram filters) and the resultant images can be saved onto the hard drive. Along with that the birds themselves are floppy and rigged, and while they don’t behave like blirds per se, their behaviour is surprisingly engaging to watch.



This year was a bit of a drought for Audio. In fact so much so that we’ve decided not to hand out an audio prize.

Agra the Agoraphobe by CrissOle had some lovely music composed for it, but the three stock sounds used for the rest of the game weren’t particularly fitting. And while the audio design in Human Resource was excellent, the sounds themselves weren’t custom made for the game.

Next year we’ll double the audio prize instead!


The judges who sacrificed their time judging the games, and who you should blame should you disagree with their decisions, are:

Evan Greenwood
Dawid Strauss
Francois van Niekerk
Jason Sutherland

The judges tried the best they could to award the prizes in a way that rewarded the finest of the games entered, as well as trying to bear in mind the expectations of the entrants (which is always tricky). If you felt anything was amiss, or would like more transparency in some regard, please let us know your suggestions or thoughts.

Dev Log 6: Shattered Realms Update!

06 Oct 2017

Free Lives has been incubating Shattered Realms since Feb this year. We caught up with Kopskop to see how the game is progressing, and how the team is feeling! Tell us what you think!

You can follow Shattered Realms for more here:

Tweet: @shatteredbrawl
Facebook: ShatteredRealmsGame
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Developer Diary – Dev Log 5

The Consciousness Of The Penis

29 Sep 2017

Genital Jousting's upcoming single player mode is making good progress, as Jon and Robyn Scott (voice of Red Bull) record new narrative. The GORN team show us some cool art processes. Then we try not to kill anyone while doing some real life GORN weapons research. With tequila.


31 Aug 2017


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Per-weapon score attack trials that you unlock alongside each weapon!

Test your skills with each weapon in the new TRIALS mode accessible by pressing the button by each weapon’s unlock display. Each weapon has a unique trial.

We’re testing out this idea, so feedback is welcomed! Which are your favourite and least favourite trials? Are they too long, or too short? Eventually we’d like to add some small unlockable for each, a harder mode for each, as well as leaderboards when the game is closer to completion.

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A “custom game” mode with dozens of settings to tweak!

After unlocking endless mode and obtaining at least 15 kills, a new floor is unlocked where you can tweak various game settings.

Game too easy, or too hard? Want to beat up on a bunch of tiny but giant-headed man-babies? No gravity? Immortal(ish) enemies? Want to see what life would be like as a GORN spectator and just watch gladiators go at it? Maybe experience what it’d be like to be the world’s deadliest ant? Now you can finally get the GORN experience you’ve always wanted!

Suggestions for new custom game options are also welcomed!




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Other people can play along using gamepads!

You can now take control of enemy gladiators in the Custom modes! Play with up to FOUR players, with or against the VR player as a GORN gladiator!

Simply press “START” on any XBox gamepad connected to the computer while in Custom to activate this mode.

We’re testing this out and will still make refinements to the mode, so feedback is welcomed. Our favourite way to play is “Crawl” mode - whoever manages to defeat the VR player gets the next turn in VR.




Face down the most nimble and elusive Champion to ever set foot in the arena, or cower in terror before the awesome might of the mysterious BADGERMANCER!

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Hundreds of physics improvements to weapons and enemies!

Man, we don’t even know where to start…

  • Two handed weapons re-designed and rebuilt from scratch. They should behave FAR more consistently, especially in the hands of enemy gladiators. The hammer has been buffed significantly and is now deemed OP by testers (just like every other weapon in the game)! This is the first time we’ve felt that the two handed weapons behave close to how they should, so we’re pretty stoked.
  • The spear is now far more powerful as a stabbing weapon and can now be used to lift enemies off the ground!
  • On a related note, you can now deal damage by smashing enemies against the terrain!
  • All weapons have been tweaked to be less “springy”, and feel stronger and heavier. Flailing is slightly less effective than before.
  • Significant but subtle changes to how damage and knock calculations are performed - hopefully to be a bit more consistent than before.
  • Enemies are less jiggly, have more moveable parts, and have had their attacks tweaked.
  • FAR fewer random physics explosions (though some do still occur).
  • Arena knockouts behave more consistently.
  • Should be easier to grab the thing that you intend to off the ground!
  • Better combo potential with fists/nunchucks.
  • Disarm enemies by damaging their hands!
  • Stab consistency improvements.
  • And plenty of other stuff we’ve forgotten...
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The game runs at a higher framerate overall, and the times when the FPS spikes has been reduced. In addition, there are some basic quality settings now to help address this.


  • New options for easy mode - you deal a little bit of extra damage, and time slows down whenever you get hit.
  • New options for locomotion - switch the GORN style movement to use the grip button for Vive users, and we’ve added an option to have a control to rotate your playspace for those without 360 tracking setups. The controls on Rift should also make a bit more sense.
  • Quality options - If you’re still having framerate issues, these might help. If you do have framerate issues, let us know if these options help or not!


Our art team has been kicking ass and so we have new art for the enemies and a whole overhaul of the arena! Common theme here - let us know what you think. Early Access yay!

New blood! We initially changed it for performance reasons, but we really do prefer the new look! Also it allows us to have MORE BLOOD!



Press SPACE to toggle camera angle and to check out your friend’s sweet moves in glorious third person perspective!

Use WASDEQ to control the motion of the camera.



Although we didn’t have time to give the campaign structure a proper re-work this update, we’ve still addressed a few bugs and issues that caused later levels to be harder than intended. There is much more to do on this front, but it’s certainly much better in this update.

We’ve also addressed a few issues with the archer enemies that should make them a bit more consistent, and the arrows should be easier to dodge and counterplay (without a shield).

We’ve also re-worked how player damage and death works - now, if you get hit, you have some time to score a revenge kill to recover. Each hit makes your recovery time less, so you’ll still need to be careful! Hopefully this system feels less arbitrary than the two hit system, and scales a bit better so that single enemy fights aren’t stupidly easy and multiple enemies aren’t stupidly hard. Again, we are jonesing for your feedback and comments on this, so don’t be shy.



Yes, unfortunately, no new weapons in this update.

We felt we wanted to address some underlying issues and lack of endgame before trying to “widen” the game by adding more content. Rest assured that we’ve already started some work on new weapons, and the next update will be very much focused on new weapons and champions.


All of the changes in this update were driven by fan requests and feedback (except the honey badger, which probably wasn’t requested only because everyone already knew it should be the dev’s top priority). So please, if there are things that you like and dislike, let us know! You can post on the Steam forums, the subreddit, or even chat directly to us on the Discord.

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Twitter: @FreeLives