"By far the most superb ass-feel ever experienced in a game"
WHAT IS GENITAL JOUSTING
Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.
If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading.
Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.
Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!
- Local & online multiplayer up to 8 players
- Uncomfortably realistic penis simulations
- Dress up your own penis (in the game)
- Learn to make friends
- 10+ modes!
- Learn the meaning of psycho-sexual
- Discover the pleasure of mopping
- Play as open collar or poloneck
- One hour of recorded audio
If you're interested in the WHY's of this game (like, why does this game even exist), we wrote a very long article trying to answer the important ones. We are ALWAYS looking for input and feedback about how to make this game better, so please get in touch if you'd like to give us any ideas on how to do that.
Programming: Evan Greenwood, Richard Pieterse, Robbie Fraser
Sound: Martin Kvale, Jason Sutherland
Art and Effects: Marcelle Marais, Stuart Coutts
Online-networking: Richard Pieterse, Robbie Fraser
Script: Jon Keevy
Producer: Shaz Greenwood
Contributors to the original 8 hour jam prototype:
Programming: Evan Greenwood
Sound: Martin Kvale
Art: Daniel Schüler
Art (during the jam): Daniel Schüler
Art (post jam): Jarred Lunt, Jonathan Hau-Yoon
ON EARLY ACCESS NOW!
Genital Jousting is available now via Steam Early Access for $4.99
The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting brings a throbbing orgy of new content includes six new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Players can tangle with friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wash, VolleyBalls, Get Pumped, and Spa Day.
The new Date Night update for Genital Jousting includes six new activities specifically designed for two players – whether they be together in a warm local multiplayer embrace, or in an internet-based long distance relationship.
Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update out on Steam today.
Online multiplayer now extends to multiple party modes!
Please bear in mind that the online networking is very early alpha and some of the modes are still very buggy. We’ve removed Sports Ball mode temporarily as it’s causing crashes. As always we’re working hard to polish and improve your experience!
NEW GAME MODES!
Fine Dining, Lord Of The Rings, and Abstinence.
Wrestling (on a boat), Lube Luge, and Butt sex (balls deep).
Five new outfits to unlock.
Genital Jousting currently includes Traditional Mode (where players joust to penetrate each other) in both local and online multiplayer for up to eight players, and a Party Mode with 10+ minigames playably locally for up to eight players.
Genital Jousting is only available on Steam Early Access.
It will not be released on any consoles (or mobile)…
We currently only have a Windows build available.
We may in the future release a Mac build, but unfortunately there will not be a Linux build.
Yes – right now we have online multiplayer on the traditional mode only. Please bear in mind that this is a very early access build and while we are working hard and updating often to fix bugs, you can expect the experience to be patchy at times.
We will later open up online multiplayer to the party mode as well.
Yes! We definitely encourage you to play Genital Jousting with friends – it can support up to 8 players.
Yes please! The Genital Jousting Steam forums are a great place to let us know what’s up.
Unfortunately Genital Jousting is prohibited on Twitch as dictated by Twitch in their list of Prohibited Games: https://help.twitch.tv/customer/portal/articles/1992676-list-of-prohibited-games
You’re more than welcome to do a YouTube video – contact us if you’d like any info!
Genital Jousting is currently available on Steam Early Access for $4.99
We’ll definitely be updating Genital Jousting while in Early Access – with lots of bug fixes, some new content, and more bug fixes.
Future updates will include new games and challenges for Party Mode, expanded online multiplayer coverage, new costume designs and a single player campaign.