GORN EARLY ACCESS: BADGERMANCER UPDATE!

31 Aug 2017

TRIALS!

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Per-weapon score attack trials that you unlock alongside each weapon!

Test your skills with each weapon in the new TRIALS mode accessible by pressing the button by each weapon’s unlock display. Each weapon has a unique trial.

We’re testing out this idea, so feedback is welcomed! Which are your favourite and least favourite trials? Are they too long, or too short? Eventually we’d like to add some small unlockable for each, a harder mode for each, as well as leaderboards when the game is closer to completion.

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CUSTOM GAME MODE!

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A “custom game” mode with dozens of settings to tweak!

After unlocking endless mode and obtaining at least 15 kills, a new floor is unlocked where you can tweak various game settings.

Game too easy, or too hard? Want to beat up on a bunch of tiny but giant-headed man-babies? No gravity? Immortal(ish) enemies? Want to see what life would be like as a GORN spectator and just watch gladiators go at it? Maybe experience what it’d be like to be the world’s deadliest ant? Now you can finally get the GORN experience you’ve always wanted!

Suggestions for new custom game options are also welcomed!

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HONEY BADGERS!

MF HONEYBADGERS!!!

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ASYMMETRIC LOCAL MULTIPLAYER!

Other people can play along using gamepads!

You can now take control of enemy gladiators in the Custom modes! Play with up to FOUR players, with or against the VR player as a GORN gladiator!

Simply press “START” on any XBox gamepad connected to the computer while in Custom to activate this mode.

We’re testing this out and will still make refinements to the mode, so feedback is welcomed. Our favourite way to play is “Crawl” mode - whoever manages to defeat the VR player gets the next turn in VR.

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TWO NEW CHAMPIONS!

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Face down the most nimble and elusive Champion to ever set foot in the arena, or cower in terror before the awesome might of the mysterious BADGERMANCER!

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PHYSICS IMPROVEMENTS!

Hundreds of physics improvements to weapons and enemies!

Man, we don’t even know where to start…

  • Two handed weapons re-designed and rebuilt from scratch. They should behave FAR more consistently, especially in the hands of enemy gladiators. The hammer has been buffed significantly and is now deemed OP by testers (just like every other weapon in the game)! This is the first time we’ve felt that the two handed weapons behave close to how they should, so we’re pretty stoked.
  • The spear is now far more powerful as a stabbing weapon and can now be used to lift enemies off the ground!
  • On a related note, you can now deal damage by smashing enemies against the terrain!
  • All weapons have been tweaked to be less “springy”, and feel stronger and heavier. Flailing is slightly less effective than before.
  • Significant but subtle changes to how damage and knock calculations are performed - hopefully to be a bit more consistent than before.
  • Enemies are less jiggly, have more moveable parts, and have had their attacks tweaked.
  • FAR fewer random physics explosions (though some do still occur).
  • Arena knockouts behave more consistently.
  • Should be easier to grab the thing that you intend to off the ground!
  • Better combo potential with fists/nunchucks.
  • Disarm enemies by damaging their hands!
  • Stab consistency improvements.
  • And plenty of other stuff we’ve forgotten...
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MASSIVE PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENTS!

The game runs at a higher framerate overall, and the times when the FPS spikes has been reduced. In addition, there are some basic quality settings now to help address this.

MORE OPTIONS!

  • New options for easy mode - you deal a little bit of extra damage, and time slows down whenever you get hit.
  • New options for locomotion - switch the GORN style movement to use the grip button for Vive users, and we’ve added an option to have a control to rotate your playspace for those without 360 tracking setups. The controls on Rift should also make a bit more sense.
  • Quality options - If you’re still having framerate issues, these might help. If you do have framerate issues, let us know if these options help or not!

GRAPHICS OVERHAUL! EVEN MORE BLOOD!!

Our art team has been kicking ass and so we have new art for the enemies and a whole overhaul of the arena! Common theme here - let us know what you think. Early Access yay!

New blood! We initially changed it for performance reasons, but we really do prefer the new look! Also it allows us to have MORE BLOOD!

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THIRD PERSON CAMERA!

Press SPACE to toggle camera angle and to check out your friend’s sweet moves in glorious third person perspective!

Use WASDEQ to control the motion of the camera.

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DIFFICULTY AND OTHER GAMEPLAY TWEAKS

Although we didn’t have time to give the campaign structure a proper re-work this update, we’ve still addressed a few bugs and issues that caused later levels to be harder than intended. There is much more to do on this front, but it’s certainly much better in this update.

We’ve also addressed a few issues with the archer enemies that should make them a bit more consistent, and the arrows should be easier to dodge and counterplay (without a shield).

We’ve also re-worked how player damage and death works - now, if you get hit, you have some time to score a revenge kill to recover. Each hit makes your recovery time less, so you’ll still need to be careful! Hopefully this system feels less arbitrary than the two hit system, and scales a bit better so that single enemy fights aren’t stupidly easy and multiple enemies aren’t stupidly hard. Again, we are jonesing for your feedback and comments on this, so don’t be shy.

NO NEW WEAPONS?!?

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Yes, unfortunately, no new weapons in this update.

We felt we wanted to address some underlying issues and lack of endgame before trying to “widen” the game by adding more content. Rest assured that we’ve already started some work on new weapons, and the next update will be very much focused on new weapons and champions.

FEEEEEEED US WITH FEEDBACK!

All of the changes in this update were driven by fan requests and feedback (except the honey badger, which probably wasn’t requested only because everyone already knew it should be the dev’s top priority). So please, if there are things that you like and dislike, let us know! You can post on the Steam forums, the subreddit, or even chat directly to us on the Discord.

Discord: discordapp.com/invite/r4zRDPz
Steam forums: steamcommunity.com/app/578620/discussions/
Email: support@freelives.net
Twitter: @FreeLives
Website: www.freelives.net
Subreddit: gorn.reddit.com
Facebook: www.facebook.com/GORNVR/

SALUTE AND DO BATTLE!

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Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition: THE WINNERS!

27 Aug 2017

Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs.

The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated!

We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game.

"STEAM TRADING CARD" CATEGORY WINNERS

Winners of the "Steam Trading Cards" category will each receive $50:

Ben Brown 
Cael Fernando Saraiva Pinheiro 
Christian Duganitz 
Nathália Belzunces Bernardelli 
Lucas Fernando Lima Bastos 
Kirsten-Lee Naidoo 
Gustavo de Assis Bringel 
Vyacheslav Bardachevskiy 
Denilson Tomoyuki Sato 
Amaury Allaire. 
Rohun Ranjith 
Mattias Nees
Pedro Duarte Damasceno Pereira 
Patricio Clemente Dantas de Oliveira 
Clarice Elliott 
Lily Carroll 
Ben Crooks 
Vinders 
Linsey Doyon

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!

Bath by Ben Brown
concurso by Nathália Belzunces Bernardelli
frank by Gustavo de Assis Bringel
GenitalJoustingFANARTCOMP by Amaury Allaire
its a cock by Paula Ness
PEENata by Clarice Elliott
ziggy_starcock by Linsey Doyon
cael_illuminati_dick by Cael Fernando Saraiva Pinheiro
Dong-Walker by Lucas Fernando Lima Bastos
Gen1 by Vyacheslav Bardachevskiy (1)
GJ2 by Rohun Ranjith
jousting by Pedro Duarte Damasceno Pereira
penis01 by Lily Carroll
Christian Duganitz
Entry by Kirsten-Lee Naidoo
genital_jousting_01 by Denilson Tomoyuki Sato
GJoustingMI by Mª Isabel Isidro Medina
Patricio Clemente Dantas de Oliveira
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THIRD PRIZE: $250

Congratulations Roman Dubina!

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SECOND PRIZE: $500

Congratulations Simone le Roux!

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GRAND PRIZE WINNER: $1000

Congratulations Luke Horowitz!

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WHAT WE'VE BEEN UP TO...

It's been a little while since our last Early Access Update (Wet Hot Summer Update 30 May). We are working ever so hard on a major final installment to the Genital Jousting experience, and we can't wait to share it with you! We want to keep it as much of a surprise as we can...but in the meantime, here's a sneak peek at what's in store to whet your appetite:

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Thank you, as always, for your support! <3

Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition Judging: Day 2

THE SHORTLIST!

26 Aug 2017

Find out who makes the shortlist in Day 2 of the Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition judging!

Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition Judging: Day 1

ALL THE ENTRIES!

25 Aug 2017

The Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition ran from June to July 2017, with over $2000 in prize money to be won. We received over 200 entries!! In day one, we show you the incredible scope of artwork received.

Join us tomorrow to find out who makes the shortlist!

Genital Jousting Fan Art Submissions!

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GORN LAUNCHES ON STEAM EARLY ACCESS!

10 Jul 2017

GORN is launching on Steam Early Access today! It's on SALE for one week, at $14.99 (usual price $19.99).

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GORN is a ludicrously violent VR gladiator simulator, made by Free Lives, the developers of  Broforce and  Genital JoustingFeaturing a unique, fully physics driven combat engine, GORN combatants will be able to creatively execute their most violent gladiatorial fantasies in virtual reality.

Savagely strike down an infinite supply of poorly-animated opponents with all manner of weapons – from swords, maces and bows to nunchuks, throwing knives, massive two-handed warhammers or even your blood-soaked bare hands. The only limits to the carnage are your imagination and decency, in the most brutal and savage VR face-smashing game ever produced by man.

Get GORN on sale for $14.99 on Steam Early Access now!

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If it's been a while since you last played an alpha build of GORN, you might want to do some warm up stretches.

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GORN LAUNCH TRAILER

It's been awesome hearing all of your stories about accidental destruction during GORN play (we've bruised a few team members and broken more than a few things, ourselves).

Your experiences were largely the inspiration behind the shooting of our "live action" trailer.

If you enjoyed the trailer, check out our Behind The Scenes (ahem, "Screams") video where we take you through the making of it:

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

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As always, a massive thank you to everyone who has shown us support - if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be making this game.

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WE LOVE HEARING FROM YOU

Email: support@freelives.net 
Twitter: @FreeLives 
Website: www.freelives.net 
Subreddit: gorn.reddit.com

Genital Jousting Wet Hot Summer Update!

Early Access Update 3

30 May 2017
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The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting on Steam [http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820] brings a throbbing orgy of new content including SIX new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Get ready to tangle with your friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wash, VolleyBalls, Get Pumped and Spa Day!

 

GENITAL JOUSTING FAN ART COMPETITION!

Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by nearly 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing!

“Genital Jousting has exceeded all sales forecasts and expectations which, if we’re being honest, were all at zero,” noted Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “But like my grandmother always said, people love them some penises and buttholes.”

We are celebrating this milestone with a Genital Jousting Fan Art contest. For longtime fans and curious newcomers alike, you have until the end of July to submit us your phallic masterpieces of original fan art! Click on the page below to check out the deets:

 

Artwork by Ben Voldman

Artwork by Ben Voldman

 

PATCHES

We put out a patch for you guys a few weeks ago, fixing some bugs, and probably adding more.

We were finally able to solve the penis de-materialization in Sportsball, so it's back in Party Mode!

We also made Date Night a more classy experience, with a much reduced chance of your date disappearing on you half way through bowling. *May not apply in real life.

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

For the last few months we've been working on some secret new content that you'll definitely finally get to see in game by latest Summer 2048.

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THE MANY QUESTIONS OF GENITAL JOUSTING…

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

If you've ever risked browsing the comments section of a Genital Jousting video, you may have noticed the recurring question of "why?" cropping up. Why would anyone make this? Why is this a thing that even exists?

The short answer is we're making Genital Jousting because we want to, and because we think it should exist. We think our work is (at least somewhat) culturally valuable.

If you're somehow still not convinced by this incredibly compelling argument then please allow me to spend several more paragraphs rambling about what we're trying to make, why we're trying to make it, and whether or not we're screwing it up.

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IMPORTANT? VALUABLE? BUT ISN'T GENITAL JOUSTING JUST A BIG JOKE?

Yes and no. Genital Jousting is undoubtedly a joke. It's a comedy game, and a lot of the design is simply informed by what we think is funny, ridiculous or gross. We're talking lowest common denominator humour at its finest. Free Lives does not pretend to be above a fart joke.

But we like to think of the game as a trojan horse - a way to deliver a sex positive message to an audience that might never get to hear it otherwise. We have feelings to explore, and things to say, and by wrapping them in a big joke, we're hoping to sneak some of our ideas past the watchful gaze of unsuspecting cis-het dudes.

Genital Jousting is largely about disarming masculinity. In a patriarchal society, penises are associated with power. They are considered the dominant sexual organ. But in Genital Jousting, they are often the butt of the joke. We want to present the phallus as something silly, abject, and non-threatening.

That isn’t to say that we want to portray penises (and by extension - masculinity) in a purely negative manner. On the contrary, Genital Jousting is also meant to be a loving homage to the penis. It’s a game where two quivering cocks can go on a date, eat spaghetti, and fall in love. We like to think of dicks as lovable and laughable.

The colourful art style, the doll-like clothes, the lullaby music - all of these things are done in the name of presenting an alternate view of masculinity. By making the content of the game appear softer, we hope that penises can be viewed as approachable, not just tools, or worse, weapons.

WHO EVEN WANTS TO PLAY THIS?

While we're definitely putting things into the game in the hopes that it might appeal to a broader range of people (for example women and queer folk), we have no misconceptions  about who our major audience is. It’s the same demographic as Broforce, it’s the median Steam player, it’s the people who love dick jokes. And for the most part that probably means someone who identifies as a cisgendered heterosexual male. And perhaps more pertinently, that often means someone who grew up in a sexually repressive (or at the very least, conservative) environment.

Aka: us. We, the developers, largely fall into this same demographic. We're just a bunch of default white dudes with a passing interest in sticking things in our butts. Genital Jousting is as much a way for us to explore our own feelings about sexuality as we hope it is for our players. How do you feel about penises touching each other? Why do you feel that way? What about anal pleasure?

These are the kinds of questions we hope the game can elicit. These are also the kinds of conversations we want to have with our friends, but as men, we've been socialized not to. In the early days of the project, we were highly motivated by the fact that Genital Jousting gave us a vehicle to have those discussions amongst ourselves.

Now that the game is available to the public, the most rewarding moments are when we see it provoking discussion or critical thinking amongst players. If even just a few people challenge their assumptions about sexuality, then perhaps we've made something worthwhile?

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HOW CONSENSUAL IS GENITAL JOUSTING?

As you might expect in a game where the player avatars are penises, penetration is one of the primary verbs in Genital Jousting. It’s one of the very few explicit ways that players can interact with each other and with the world.

Given the prevalence of rape culture in society, penetration as a mechanic is something that can potentially be extremely harmful. In Genital Jousting all players must provide explicit consent before any game can start, and any player can revoke their consent from the pause menu at any time. We also do not allow sex with any of the NPC characters in the game, as they have not expressed explicit consent.

We consider this representation of consent to be just barely adequate, but we’ve struggled to come up with a better system that fits the constraints of the game. Treating consent as a single mechanical choice is reductive at best and trivialising at worst. Real consent is a lot more nuanced and ongoing.

WHAT DOES THE GAME SAY ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONS?

There’s a power-differential both in the way sex is portrayed in media, and in the language that is often used to describe it. Sex is usually presented from a heterosexual male perspective, with one party “giving” and the other party “taking”. The person doing the penetrating is usually considered the subject or the active party. We hope to subvert these expectations, and portray something closer to real consensual sex.

Sex in Genital Jousting (as in real life) is mutual, it’s teamwork.Throughout the game penises must work together in both sexual and non-sexual situations. By design, the game never treats being penetrated as punishment. It’s always equally good to be penetrated as it is to be the penetrator.

Because this isn’t explicitly explained by the game, we’ve noticed that a lot of players automatically assume that it’s best to be the one doing the penetrating. When they do start to understand the mechanics, we can only hope that they also begin to think twice about their initial assumptions.

DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO VISCERAL?

Whilst we want to make sex in Genital Jousting cooperative, there is no doubt that it is also violent. You can really feel the impact of a penetration. We made them as wet and messy as we possibly could.

This is done partially for comedic effect, but it’s also to make the game a bit more shocking. A lot of the Genital Jousting audience don’t often consume media outside of their heteronormative or conservative comfort zones. And so we hope to make these players a little uneasy when they’re confronted with a pile of dicks writhing and squelching up each other’s buttholes.

This violence does of course come with a considerable cost though. Aside from being highly insensitive to people who’ve experienced sexual trauma, it also makes it very easy for players to make rape jokes; even if the game does not. Perhaps framing penetration better is one of the areas we can improve on the most.

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WHAT ABOUT THE HOMOSEXUAL AUDIENCE? IS THIS A GAME FOR THEM, OR ABOUT THEM?

This is a much trickier question to answer. Whilst we try not to gender them (eg. we allow players to choose from a spectrum of outfits), it's hard not to see penises penetrating other penises as overtly homosexual. And that's cool, we care about normalizing gay sex and homosexuality in general. There aren't a lot games that explore penises or sexuality in this way at all. Certainly not mainstream ones. We’d love to see more games about typically under-explored aspects of the human experience.

We also know that there's a lot of stigma and taboo surrounding anal sex and anal play. Hopefully Genital Jousting can make a difference here and help some people get in touch with the pleasure of their own butt hole.

That all said. Homosexuality is one of the areas where we can do the most damage. We absolutely don't want to (and shouldn't be) making jokes at the expense of gay culture. Normalizing homosexuality is good, joking about it isn't. If anything, we want to parody masculine culture and the jokes should at the expense of homophobia and not homosexuality.

We’re creating art through the perspective of a straight male lense, and it's not our place to be commenting on homosexual culture. (This is also one of the reasons that there are no vaginas in Genital Jousting, but that's a story for another day.)

However, this is a comedy game and we're aware that we're treading a very fine line between something that's funny and something that's problematic. We really want the game to be queer positive, so if we're messing this up, please get in touch and let us know.

ARE WE THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO BE MAKING THIS AT ALL?

I've already raised some concerns about our position with regard to making social commentary. Accepting that Genital Jousting should exist at all, should we be the ones to make it? We think so.

We have some understanding of what it's like to grow up in a toxic masculine environment, where "gayness" is used as pejorative. We feel that we can make a game that helps people come to terms with their own penises, other penises, anuses and homophobic biases because most of us have followed that same path ourselves.

In addition to that we think we're the right people to make this kind of game simply because we have the platform. Many people much more talented than us are making more nuanced, considered and positive games about sexuality and sexual experiences. But those people don't necessarily have the means to reach 150000 gamers on Steam.

Aside from the fact we are privileged enough to have the resources and climate to make this game in the first place, we also have the experience and desire to make it a mainstream product that has mass market appeal. A lot of the time this means making direct trade-offs between making the game’s message more impactful, and getting it to reach more players and YouTube viewers.

In comparison to other games that tackle similar themes, we think Genital Jousting appeals to a lot more of the people that need to hear its message.

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ARE WE DOING A GOOD JOB?

I've done a lot of talking, but are we walking any of it? We've laid out some lofty ideals, but is Genital Jousting really much more than an elaborate dick joke? Well, we don't get to be the judge of that, but we can certainly chime in.

And in all honesty, we'd like to do a lot better. There's a continuous conflict between adding humour and adding meaning to the game. Because we're juvenile and adding jokes is often easier, more fun, and more marketable; we've added a lot of humorous content, some of which dilutes the positive messages we’ve been trying to convey. We think that Genital Jousting was a stronger and more poignant experience when it was just the consent screen and traditional mode.

HOW CAN WE DO BETTER?

Genital Jousting is in Early Access and still very much incomplete. We’ve spent the last few months working on some secret stuff that we hope will address some of the topics outlined above in a more direct manner.

Until that’s ready to show publicly, we’ll just have to get more opinions on the game and address what we can. We’re desperately craving more critical feedback, so if you have any thoughts on what we could be doing better (or shouldn’t be doing at all) then please get in touch and let us know!

getintouch@genitaljousting.com

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GORN News

February 2017

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While half the team have been working on the latest Genital Jousting Date Night Update, the other half of the team have been making progress with our VR gladiator fighter, GORN. We haven’t shared much about it for a while, so keep scrolling for news and some sweet concept art:

EARLY ACCESS: NO EARLIER THAN APRIL

Yeah, we suck.

We’d really hoped to have the game ready by the end of February, but realistically, we’re not going to be ready before April due to GDC and other commitments.

Sorry for those who are disappointed by this. But we’ve been working really hard and we hope it’ll be worth the wait.

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GAME IS STARTING TO GET PRETTY SWEET

There have been tons of improvements and additions to the game since the last free version on itch, and it’s starting to resemble a polished, payable game in parts… if loads of spazzy physics glitches constitute a playable game.

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CLOSED BETA NEXT WEEK

There are a bunch of new things in the game that we’d really like to get some feedback on, but that aren’t really suitable for a public version.

With that in mind, we’d like to do a limited closed beta of the game in its current state, starting next week. If you’re interested in helping out, email support@freelives.net with the subject “GIEF KEY” and we’ll swing you a beta key.

Supplies are limited, and first priority will be to those who donated on itch when donations were still open. Please email us from the same email address you used for payment.

If you didn’t donate on itch but would like a key anyway, wait a week or so – if we need more testers or if you ask super nicely we’ll give you a key if we haven’t run out by then.

Keep in mind that this version will be a pre-alpha and very rough around the edges, and intended for us to test out ideas moreso than provide a good gameplay experience. It may be a confusing experience for new players.

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SIGNED BY DEVOLVER

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We’re pleased to announce that Devolver will be publishing GORN! They were awesome partners on Broforce and we are really excited to have the opportunity to work with them again. If you are at GDC, come say hi at the Devolver basement, where an up-to-date version of GORN will also be available to play.

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SUBREDDIT & DISCORD

If you would like to see more details on the current status of GORN, check out the GORN subreddit at gorn.reddit.com where we’ve been posting monthly status updates and random videos and gifs.

We’ve also started a GORN discord especially for the closed beta but anyone can join if they like at https://discord.gg/r4zRDPz

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

Finally we’d like to give a quick thanks to everyone that has played the game and for all the kind words of encouragement. We wouldn’t be making this game if it wasn’t for the support. Also thanks to everyone who’s been making YouTube videos – we try to watch most of them, and learn a lot about how different people experience and play GORN.

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Genital Jousting: Date Night Update!

February 2017

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The new Date Night update for Genital Jousting includes six new activities specifically designed for two players – whether they be together in a warm, local multiplayer embrace, or in an internet-based long distance relationship.

Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update ON STEAM TODAY.

THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT!

The world’s premier penis and butthole game is 50% OFF ALL WEEK ON STEAM in celebration of love, romance, and sensible spending.

WATCH THE TRAILER: