Genital Jousting Post Launch Patch

May 2018

18 May 2018

We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience.

In this update:

Press X to poop (when stomach is full)!

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Let it out

Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of your anus in Story Mode

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No more embarrassing trips to the emergency room!

Date night dogs are less intense

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Down, boy

Consuming a beehive will now cause you to ejaculate bees

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That stinging sensation

Better saw blades

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A cut above the rest

And More!

  • 28 Achievements that actually work!
  • Narration subtitles for Story Mode
  • Added Free Lives and Devolver logos to the game...finally…(sorry Devolver)
  • More decoration and polish in some Story Mode scenes
  • Numerous stability fixes to Story Mode
  • Fixed credits text
  • A MAC BUILD!!!