GORN Early Access Update 7

IT’S BEEN A WHILE… We’re starting off with an apology: we know it’s been a while since the last update – and this update is a bit smaller than usual. Our team’s been away on [GAME JAM ISALND 2] and [PIRATE JAM], but since we got back we’ve all been...

Genital Jousting Post Launch Patch

We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience. In this update: Press X to poop (when stomach is full)!   Let it out Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of...

GORN EARLY ACCESS UPDATE 3

The wait has been long enough – time for a GIANT GORN update, featuring new GIANT things to kill and new GIANT things to kill them with!   NEW CHAMPION (AND A HALF)! Taking too much or too little steroids can have severe adverse effects on the muscular...

GENITAL JOUSTING FULL LAUNCH!

Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January! Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we’ve been working on a massive content update behind the scenes – in the form of a fully narrated...

GORN Early Access Update 2

INTRODUCING CAESTUS! This update we’re introducing some of our most-requested weapons in the form of caestus. Each champion you defeat unlocks a new pair of caestus which you can then use in any of the game modes. Currently unlockable are the Punch, Claw,...