“The best game at E3.”


“A contender for funniest game of 2016.”


“By far the most superb ass-feel ever experienced in a game.”


What is


Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with tetsticles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.

If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading.

Fully narrated single player mode: Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He’ll need some help along the way. He’s wobbly, he’s soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that’s exactly what he’ll do.

Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight: Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.

Traditional and Party Modes: Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.

Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!

  • Local & online multiplayer up to 8 players
  • Uncomfortably realistic penis simulations
  • Dress up your own penis (in the game)
  • Learn to make friends
  • 10+ modes!
  • Fully narrated single player story mode
  • Learn the meaning of psycho-sexual
  • Discover the pleasure of mopping
  • Play as open collar or poloneck
  • Hours of recorded audio


If you’re interested in the WHY’s of this game (like, why does this game even exist), we wrote a very long article trying to answer the important ones.





Programming: Evan Greenwood, Richard Pieterse, Robbie Fraser

Sound: Jason Sutherland, Martin Kvale

Music: Jason Sutherland

Art and Effects: Marcelle Marais, Stuart Coutts

Online-networking: Richard Pieterse, Robbie Fraser

Script: Jon Keevy

Producer: Shaz Greenwood

Contributors to the original 8 hour jam prototype:

Programming: Evan Greenwood

Sound: Martin Kvale

Art: Daniel Schüler

Previous Contributors:

Art (during the jam): Daniel Schüler

Art (post jam): Jarred Lunt, Jonathan Hau-Yoon

Sound: Martin Kvale

Get the Game


Where can I buy this game?

Genital Jousting is currently available on Steam Early Access for $4.99

Will you be updating the game while in Early Access?

We’ll definitely be updating Genital Jousting while in Early Access – with lots of bug fixes, some new content, and more bug fixes.

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

Future updates will include new games and challenges for Party Mode, expanded online multiplayer coverage, new costume designs and a single player campaign.

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

Genital Jousting currently includes Traditional Mode (where players joust to penetrate each other) in both local and online multiplayer for up to eight players, and a Party Mode with 10+ minigames playably locally for up to eight players.

What platforms is Genital Jousting available on?

Genital Jousting is only available on Steam Early Access. It will not be released on any consoles (or mobile)…

Windows / Mac / Linux?

We currently only have a Windows build available. We may in the future release a Mac build, but unfortunately, there will not be a Linux build.

Does Genital Jousting have Online Multiplayer?

Yes – right now we have online multiplayer on the traditional mode only. Please bear in mind that this is a very early access build and while we are working hard and updating often to fix bugs, you can expect the experience to be patchy at times.
We will later open up online multiplayer to the party mode as well.

Is Genital Jousting multiplayer?

Yes! We definitely encourage you to play Genital Jousting with friends – it can support up to 8 players.

Where can I report bugs or give suggestions?

Yes please! The Genital Jousting Steam forums are a great place to let us know what’s up.

Can I stream Genital Jousting?

Unfortunately, Genital Jousting is prohibited on Twitch as dictated by Twitch in their list of Prohibited Games: https://help.twitch.tv/customer/portal/articles/1992676-list-of-prohibited-games

You’re more than welcome to do a YouTube video – contact us if you’d like any info!


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