Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January!
Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we’ve been working on a massive content update behind the scenes – in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action.
At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, content and love we’ve put into it.
You can still enjoy the variety of party modes with 8 other penises, on your couch or over the internet, plus unlock a variety of adorable outfits to dress your flaccid willy up with. All of that goodness is still in Genital Jousting, plus this extra experience for those who just want a quiet time playing with their own dick.
THE (FULLY NARRATED) SINGLE PLAYER STORY MODE
Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion.
He’ll need some help along the way. He’s wobbly, he’s soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that’s exactly what he’ll do.
GENITAL JOUSTING PLUSHIE!
Wrap your hands around the new Genital Jousting plush with squirty sfx and a STEAM CODE for the game ahead of the launch for $30!
10% OFF at checkout until Official Game Launch on January 18th!!
The perfect gift for any situation. Halloween, Burning Man, Mother’s Day, Team Building Exercises, Retrenchments, First Dates, Divorces. Any situation!